Int: “At your gig in Melbourne on Tuesday, you mentioned living in Melbourne.”
Matty: “When I was a baby. I had a bit of an incident, actually. My dad saved me when he was doing the dishes. I poured a pan of boiling water all over myself. My dad found me and picked me up, put me in the sink. Genius. Put me straight in the sink when he was doing the dishes, and stopped me from being scarred.”
Int. “And stopped you from being hideous!”
Matty: “Oh, well, you know, people with scars are still beautiful. That’s not a very nice thing to say.”"